.: cinco.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

cinco.

as much as i love baseball, i will not miss sitting at endless games a week, especially during a utah spring. this week games are mild, only 6 maybe 7, compared to last weeks 13. i hate sitting in the cold freezing my butt off one day, then the very next sitting out there getting fried, just for stupid little league games that 80% of the team doesn't even care to be there anyway.

totals:

miss: 2

not miss: 2

tie: 1

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-pineapple? at 3 am are you fetchin kiddin me?

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